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feline diet fair warning its long !!?
Posted by: | CommentsDAY ONE
Breakfast: Open can of expensive gourmet cat food. Any flavor as long as it cost more the .75 per can — and place 1/4 cup on your plate. Eat 1 bite of food; look around room disdainfully. Knock the rest on the floor. Stare at the wall for awhile before stalking off into the other room.
Lunch: Four blades of grass and one lizard tail. Throw it back up on the cleanest carpet in your house.
Dinner: Catch a moth and play with it until it is almost dead. Eat one wing. Leave the rest to die.
Bedtime snack: Steal one green bean from your spouse’s or partner’s plate. Bat it around the floor until it goes under the refrigerator. Steal one small piece of chicken and eat half of it. Leave the other half on the sofa. Throw out the remaining gourmet cat food from the can you opened this morning.
DAY TWO
Breakfast: Picking up the remaining chicken bite from the sofa. Knock it onto the carpet and bat it under the television set. Chew on the corner of the newspaper as your spouse/partner tries to read it.
Lunch: Break into the fresh French bread that you bought as your part of the dinner party on Saturday. Lick the top of it all over. Take one bite out of the middle of the loaf.
Afternoon snack: Catch a large beetle and bring it into the house. Play toss and catch with it until it is mushy and half dead. Allow it to escape under the bed.
Dinner: Open a fresh can of dark-colored gourmet cat food — tuna or beef works well. Eat it voraciously. Walk from your kitchen to the edge of the living room rug. Promptly throw up on the rug. Step into it as you leave. Track footprints across the entire room.
DAY THREE
Breakfast: Drink part of the milk from your spouse’s or partner’s cereal bowl when no one is looking. Splatter part of it on the closest polished aluminum appliance you can find.
Lunch: Catch a small bird and bring it into the house. Play with on top of your down filled comforter. Make sure the bird is seriously injured but not dead before you abandon it for someone else to have to deal with.
Dinner: Beg and cry until you are given some ice cream or milk in a bowl of your own. Take three licks/laps and then turn the bowl over on the floor.
FINAL DAY
Breakfast: Eat 6 bugs, any type, being sure to leave a collection of legs, wings, antennae on the bathroom floor. Drink lots of water. Throw the bugs and all of the water up on your spouse’s or partner’s pillow.
Lunch: Remove the chicken skin from last night’s chicken-to-go leftovers your spouse or partner placed in the trash can. Drag the skin across the floor several times. Chew it in a corner and then abandon.
Dinner: Open another can of expensive gourmet cat food. Select a flavor that is especially runny, like Chicken and Giblets in Gravy. Lick off all the gravy and leave the actual meat to dry and get hard.
question is does this sound like your cat !!!
i need this paraphrased. or into a summary?
Posted by: | CommentsThis is the idea behind the Predator UAV, introduced in 1995. It is a small airplane that weighs only 1,150 pounds empty. That’s about one third the weight of a Volkswagen Beetle (which weighs 3,000 pounds). The pilot sits on the ground and flies Predator like a big, fancy radio controlled airplane. Powerful cameras show the pilot where he/she is going. The cameras can also take detailed pictures of the ground. If needed, the Predator can carry missiles and fire them at the enemy.
The Predator is only 27 feet long. It has a little 101 horsepower engine hooked to a propeller. The Predator can fly up to 135 mph.
something eating my hollyhocks in florida?
Posted by: | CommentsI am fairly new in the gardening business and have sunflowers, primroses, morning glories, zinnia’s, and hollyhock’s. Unfortunately, bits of the leaves on my hollyhock’s keep going missing when I wake up in the morning. None of my other flowers have been getting eaten. I have thoroughly looked at the leaves and find no bugs, and all my plants are in a pool cage. At first I thought maybe the sun was burning the leaves because they need mostly shade, so I moved it to a shadier area, but to no avail. I believe it to be the work of japanese beetles or something similar because it happens at night. I am going to examine them tonight to test my theory. If I do find beetles on the plant, how do I get rid of them without hurting the plant besides picking them off? Thanks, Jeremy.
Children’s Books I read as a child in Cuba. (I think they were Russian)?
Posted by: | CommentsI’m trying to find the title for these three books i read in Cuba as a child (early 90s). One is about a boy who travels with this “magician” of sorts who has a VW beetle for a car (or something like it). The car travels above the clouds, but the boy must never open his eyes–otherwise he will not reach his destination. His destination, of course, is an island where everything is made of candy. Even the people there are made of candy. He stays there for long periods of time and even plays with some boys made of yolk candy. The yolk boy breaks his arm, but it is easily replaced. He, on the other hand, has a severe tummy ache and must go to a farm of tiny (REAL) cows, where he must only drink milk for the time being–he had eaten too much candy.
TWO: this other book is about a mirror that reflects an ancient world behind it. There is this castle beyond. The boy, i think it is a boy, trades positions with his own reflection and ends up being taken to the dungeons of the castle in the reign behind the mirror. Apparently, his own reflection was evil in his world…
THREE: this is my favorite one. I read it so many times. It is a book the author dedicates for his daughter. It actually reads as if he narrates it to his daughter (it may be his son). There is this flying carpet and these two or three kids that travel around their russian town–reads like aladdin’s flying carpet and a series of unfortunate events. The carpet is in the attic, i believe, and eventually, when the boy grows up (the author), he no longer goes back to the carpet in the attic.
Please rate the deck im makin?
Posted by: | CommentsAlready hav the Immortal and 100 Eyes dragon just waiting to order the infernitys when they come out in may
Synchro monsters
100 Eyes Dragon
Tuner Monsters
3 Infernity beetle
2 Infernity Avenger
Monsters
Earthbound Immortal-Ccapac Apu
Infernity Destroyer
Infernity Dwarf
Infernity Archfiend
2 Infernity Necromancer
3 Infernity Beast
3 Infernity Mirage
3 Infernity Reloader
Spells
3 Savage Colloseum
Field Barrier
Terra Forming
Earthbound Revival
Swords of revealing light
Traps
2 Infernity inferno
2 Infernity Barrier
2 Infernity Reflector
Infernity Break ( May not be English name)
Offering to the immortals
Depth Amulet
Wall of light
Roar of the earthbounds
3 Negate Attack
Ok as u can see its basically an infernity deck which is mainly a quick way to bring out hundred eyes dragon (if u know the effects then u know what im talkin about) also My field spell of choice for Ccapac Apu is Savage colloseum heres its effect (If a monster attacks, its controller gains 300 Life Points at the end of the Damage Step. All monsters must attack, if able. During the End Phase, destroy all face-up Attack Position monsters the turn player controls, that did not declare an attack.) Pretty much if Ccapac Apu is the only moster on the field all my opponents monsters r history also evn without the earthbound Wall of Revealing light and swords of revealing light keep my opponents monsters from attacking destroying with Savage Collosseum’s effect and leaving them open for direct attacks. There’s also a bunch of cards which let me discard cards from my hand for the Infernity’s awesome effects so this deck is virtually unbeatable but if u guys hav ny suggestions let me know