This poll is easy and funny!?
Pick the month you were born:
> January——- I kicked
> February—— I loved
> March——– I gave a b low j ob to
> April———- I licked
> May———- I had sex with
> June———- I smelled
> July———– I did the Macarena With
> August——– I had lunch with
> September—- I 69′ed with
> October——- I sang to
> November—– I yelled at
> December—– I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1——- a birdbath
> 2——- a monster
> 3——- a phone
> 4——- a fork
> 5——- a snowman
> 6——- a gangster
> 7——- my mobile phone
> 8——- my dog
> 9——- my best friends
> 10——- my neighbor
> 11——- my science teacher
> 12——- a banana
> 13——- a fireman
> 14——- a stuffed animal
> 15——- a goat
> 16——- a pickle
> 17——- your mom
> 18——- a spoon
> 19——- a smurf
> 20——- a baseball bat
> 21——- an assassin
> 22——- Bruce Lee
> 23——- a noodle
> 24——- a squirrel
> 25——- a football player
> 26——- my sister
> 27——- my brother
> 28——- an iPod
> 29——- a surfer
> 30——- a homeless guy
> 31——- a camel
Pick the last number of the year you were born:
> 1——— In my car
> 2 ——— On your car
> 3 ———– In a hole
> 4 ———– Under your bed
> 5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle
> 6 ——— sliding down a hill
> 7 ——— in an elevator
> 8———- at the dinner table
> 9 ——– In line at the bank
> 0 ——– in your bathroom
Pick the color shirt you are wearing:
> White——— because I am cool like that
> Black——— because that’s how I roll
> Pink———– because I’m NOT crazy
> Red———– because the voices told me to
> Blue———– because I’m sexy and I do what I want
> Green——— because I think I need some serious help
> Purple——— because I’m AWESOME!
> Gray———- because Big Bird said to
> Yellow——– because someone offered me $1,000,000
> Orange——– because my family thinks I’m stupid
> Brown——— because I can
> Other———- because I’m an assassin!
> None———- because I can’t control myself
I did the Macarena With your mom Riding a Motorcycle because Big Bird said to o-0
I had sex with a monster in an elevator because I think I need some serious help
I gave a blow job to a pickle at the dinner table because that’s how I roll. xD
That actually makes sense
I 69′ed with a homeless guy in a hole because that’s how I roll.
I smelled a noodle riding a motorcycle because I can.
XD When I got “I smelled” I immediately thought “crap.” Hehe!
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LMFAO I had sex with a spoon sliding down a hill because I’m NOT crazy that is really funny
Well, I had lunch with a noodle under your bed because I think I need some serious help. HAHA
i ran over my neighbour riding a motorcycle because i think i need some serious help. llooll, exposed!!
I sang to my sience teacher under your bed because that’s how I roll!
haha this is hilarious!
i loved a fireman sliding down a hill because i’m sexy and i do what i want
hahahaha
I loved my dog riding a motorcycle because I’m sexy and I do what I want
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Lol! @ no name (:
I loved my mobile phone in the car because the voices told me too.